Some Amazing Overheards from The Amazing Race

Season 22: Sometimes on the Amazing Race it's what you say rather than what you do.  Here are some of the best one-liners from this time around:

John: This is a race, not an honesty contest.

Bates: Even with our brains, two are better than one.

Bates Battalia

  

Wynona:  Chuck’s legs are twice as long as mine; he works at Walmart and he runs up and down the store.

Jennifer: We’re moving in the right direction, which is down.

Caroline: I would have said up.

John: The simple truth is, I don’t need a million dollars.

Pamela: I can’t wait to see the monkeys.

Winnie: He better not poo on our face.

Meghan: It’s no more Mr. and Mrs. Nice Guy. I’m just a huge ball of fiery righteousness. And it is coming. Revenge.

Wynona: Meghan and Joey have chickens. We don’t have chickens.

Katie: I want to keep the fact that I am smart and have a doctorate a secret.

Bates: Caroline and Jennifer, they’re frickin’ amazing. Twelves out of 10.

Bo Derek

Joey: I’m only 21 years old; I don’t want to die.

Chuck: I don’t feel we’re ready to throw in the towel, that we’re ready to get divorced or nothing yet.

Anthony: The girls, they’re hanging tight with us; you can’t complain about that.

Mona: Come on Beth. You birthed three kids. You can run.

Max: Come on, babe, we’re doing good.

Katie: The correct term is “doing well.”

Wynona: There’s just a smell about Africa.

Pamela: Crying is for bitches.

Chuck: In case things go wrong, I won’t remarry for the first month.

Bates: I love the gnome. I can’t wait ‘til he’s beside my side.

Wynona: I wish for once you would say "Good Job."

Chuck: Good job. I’m glad you made it. The kids need a mother.

Joey:  Oh my God. It seriously is the top Road Block of Amazing Race history.

Bates: I’m going to get a little stinky.

Katie:  If you can make it through the race

and not kill each other, you can make it through anything in marriage.

Caroline:  That’s key when you’re driving a stick; you have to take the frickin'

parking brake off.

Kilt-wearing man

Max: What I wore under the kilt will forever remain secret.

Bates: I kept the old undies on.

Meghan:  Like I basically made out with that guy…. We exchanged saliva.

Bates: The hardest part for me was trying to help squeeze his junk into that wet suit.

Bates: I like our chances of finding a bar; that’s something we’re good at.

Jennifer: We are so happy Bates and Anthony won.