Thursday, January 18, 2018

Play it again, amazing racers

Amazing Race, Season 30, Episode 3

Tangier, Morocco – OK, it was in Morocco, but it was Tangier, not Casablanca. No Bergman, no Bogart, no planes in the fog.

#TeamBeautifulFriendship
The Amazing Racers, flew in from Belgium, did some fish stacking (hold your nose) and then huffed and puffed and got lost in a maze of buildings.

Overcome by the fish stink, retired hoops star Cedric Ceballos started the episode by vomiting (I gagged, I gave it all up, the little bit of breakfast I had, I gave it all up”.) And later he staggered to the line in ninth and last place, along with his partner, the more fit Shawn Marion.

Told by host Phil Keoghan that it was a non-elimination episode (so soon?), Ceballos responded: “As a person who has had three heart attacks before…. I ain’t done yet. You’ll have to drag me out of here, Phil.”
High-ranking physician

Yikes, does this mean the rest of the season, or as long as #TeamSlamDunk lasts, we'll be worried that C.C. might go into cardiac arrest? This could be the start of an awkward friendship. 

Late word: A high-ranking physicianshas just cleared Cedric for the rest of the race.

What else?

It doesn't matter, given the non-elimination ruling, but #TeamYale, Evan and Henry, rebounded from its terrible bungling in Brussels to take first place, just ahead of #TeamIndyCar, Alex and Conor.

This year's team
This led the former Yale debaters to frame the victory as a combo triumph of brains and physicality. This is reminiscent of the models in previous seasons who were always out to show that beautiful people were smart. Turn about is fair play.

But, what about Conor? He’s proving to be quite the dry wit, getting off a really good crack about the lasting order of the fishy challenge. Perhaps people who drive cars at 1,000 mph develop a droll streak. Whatever, the guy cheers me up.

And, please don’t hold this against me, but I’m sort of liking the escapees from another reality show, Jessica and Cody, aka
Jessica with gnome
#TeamBigBrother.

Jessica is just gaga over Cody, and she’s happy to be out in the real world after six years in captivity or however long they had to stay shut up in the big bro house. (Is that worse than winter in western New York? I don’t think so.)

Speaking of comebacks – actually I wasn’t speaking of comebacks, but I needed a transition – wasn’t it nice to see the Tavelocity roaming product placement gnome? There it was ziplining about Tangier. Then several gnomes
Brittany cries out for her gnome
were lugged about by the racers. Whoops, 
Brittany of #TeamOceanRescue at one point forgot her gnome. No harm done, but should Jessica have intervened, helped Courtney out? She didn’t. Maybe Jessica is a meanie.

Finally, not sure what to say about #TeamChomp, the eager eaters, Joey and Tim. They missed some clues by being the only people in the history of mankind to watch belly dancing and not look at the belly dancers’ bellies. Really? Eye contact?

Overheard

Evan: I think our strength is we’re detail-oriented, analytic.

Brittany: Oh, yummy, fish guts.

Cedric: Old age and weight all came down on me at once.

Evan: Henry and I are the complete package.

Conor: When you’re breathing and everyone smells like dead fish, it’s not a great thing to breathe in.

Joey: I was just dancing. … I wasn’t looking for clues.

Tim: Look at that. It’s right on her stomach.

Cedric: We’re going into overtime; we’re still in the game.

Order of finish:

1) Evan and Henry #TeamYale
2) Alex and Conor #TeamIndyCar
3) Kristi and Jen #TeamExtreme
4) Chris and Trevor #TeamWellStrung
5) Cody and Jessica #TeamBigBrother
6) Joey and Tim #TeamChomp
7) Eric and Daniel #TheFirefighters
8) Lucas and Brittany #TeamOceanRescue
9) Cedric and Shawn #TeamSlamDunk