Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Far north, but deep in the heart of Dixie

By Jim Memmott

Amazing Race, Season 25, Episode 3

Oxford/Shetland Islands – You might say I took a Dixie.


Actually, I might say I took a Dixie, now that I know what the phrase means.

Various sources suggest it can mean took a vacation or a siesta, which is what Cindy and I did the day after Episode 3 aired last Friday.

Headed off to Albany, Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, Peaks Island. Saw the foliage, ate well, had fun, didn’t write the blog, took a Dixie.

What I didn’t do was sprain my ankle, which is what happened to Boston firefighter Scott Strazzullo early in the episode. “I just took a Dixie,” he told his teammate Michael Ward after he sprained his ankle. “I took a huge Dixie.”

Michael and Scott
Which may, or may not, have been the correct usage of the term. But hey, the guy was in pain, and so am I, sort of.

The firefighters seemed like good guys; they were loud, fun. And now they’re gone. They were eliminated (along with poolster Allison Chanler) because of a bum ankle and the bad decision to get directions from a guy in a bar rather than an expert in a museum.

And with the firefighters gone, my worry escalates about Season 25.

In short, the competition is getting lop-sided.

Jim and Misti, the self-absorbed dentists, finished first, as they did in episode one. Their only non-win was a strong second in episode two.

“I'd love to prove ourselves as the most dominating team on the Amazing Race history,” Jim proclaimed, taking a verbal victory lap.

But, let’s face it, domination on the Amazing Race is dull. You remember Rachel and Dave from Season 20. They took home the $1 million after winning eight of 12 episodes. Actually, you may not remember them, which is my point.

Right now, the only clear competition for Team Dentistry would seem to be Adam and Bethany, the duo with a compelling story (she lost an arm to a shark) and something close to humility.

Opportunity to party
And after them, who knows? I like the bicyclists, Alli and Kym, if only because they alone chose to party hardy in England.  “The other teams are square,” Kym lamented before they hit the pubs. “They’re just boring.”

And, to their credit, Tim and Te Jay, college sweethearts, brought some comic relief by baying or braying or barking at the sheep in a failed attempt to lure the critters into a pen.

The wrestlers, Brooke and Robbie, did have trouble bending a nail, that was fun, though not a good omen for challenges to come. Still, I was happy that Robbie once again referred to himself in the third person. (“Robbie and Brooke and fire don’t mix well,” Robbie said.)

But, OK, I’ll stop my whining, if only because the race went far north to Scotland’s Shetland Islands, the setting for a terrific series of mysteries by Ann Cleeves.)


The Amazing Race’s Shetland Islands seemed a little sunnier than that of Cleeves – less fog, fewer murders – but there was the obligatory peat farming and zany island rituals. (You live on an island where the winter nights are nothing but dark, you drink, you howl at the moon, you boil wool.)

Enough. I took a Dixie, and I’m hoping the Race didn’t, too. Come on Shelley and Nici and all the other also-rans. Step up your game. Floss the dentists. Compete.

Overheard

Jim: The most successful people in life fail forward ... And that’s what I’m going to do

Michael: The world is small, go out and see it.

Misti: The one Shetland I’ve met, he was sassy.

Robbie: I barely know how to use a lighter, let alone make a torch.

Scott: I’m never counting sheep again

Order of finish

1) Jim and Misti
2) Adam and Bethany
3) Keith and Whitney
4) Shelley and Nici
5) Amy and Maya
6) Brooke and Robbie
7) Alli and Kym
8) Te Jay and Tim
9) Michael and Scott